Zishy

Keep it together, Zach. Life could be a hell of a lot worse. Not many people get the permission of girls, like Carol Jasabe, to take them into the Hollywood Hills and photograph them scantily clad. You surely must have done something good in your past life, Zach, because Lord knows you have not been a saint in this one. I never want to hear another complaint out of your cake-hole. I want you to spread the word that these females are worth much more than their outward appearance. They are brave, talented, sympathetic creatures that challenge men to grow emotionally. Zach, I'm gonna check in on you. I know where you live. If you're not on your way to becoming an ultra-feminist in six weeks, you will be dead. Now run on home.